Fun Stuff

ORAL SEX COUPONS FOR HIM

10 Sinfully delicious ways to get him orally excited. This coupon book is a gift for HIM. He presents his partner with a coupon of his choice and his lover will be more than willing and happy to grant the request. This is ideal for the guy who loves getting his dick sucked! Sit back and enjoy.

ORAL SEX COUPONS FOR HER

10 Sinfully delicious ways to get her orally excited. This coupon book is a gift for HER. She presents her partner with a coupon of her choice and her lover will be more than willing and happy to grant the request. This is ideal for the woman who can’t get enough tongue lashing on her clit. Lie back and enjoy.

HIS & HER LOVE COUPONS

His and Hers X-Rated Coupon book will get the two of you hot, heavy and definitely in the mood, to say the least. These coupons are designed to get you right where you want to be, naked and fucking. Give your lover the coupon your in the mood for and your lover will only oblige. Forget the small talk and just turn in your coupon and reap the sexual benefits today!

HEART WARMER MASSAGER

Feel the love with this Heartwarmer heated massage pad. It’s perfect for relieving muscle tension, reducing stress, and soothing your aches at the touch of a snap. Best of all boil it and in 10 minutes it’s reusable!

VIBRATING QUEEN BEE MASSAGER

Not only is it cute, but this Queen Bee gives a great mini massage. Treat yourself to a simple treat when those muscles get “soar.” Let the Queen Bee sting you with her infectious vibrating massager.

X-RATED FORTUNE COOKIES

Have a great time with these X-Rated Fortune Cookies as you read each fortune with friends. What’s in your future?

TITARONI BOOBY SHAPED PASTA

From the Areola region of Italy, comes this regional delicacy. For many years Italian men have enjoyed the full breasted flavorful bouquet that only Titarino is prepared with. Giamela Titaroni was always a popular girl in her hometown, the local men say it was the special care that she used in preparing her special blend of pasta. The local women say there’s only one reason…er-uh make that TWO reasons: the size of her bountiful rack!